I Am Mortal

I needed a good belt for my pants.  Loretta was going to Macy’s and asked if I wanted to come along.  Since I don’t drive anymore (too old) I jumped at the chance.  I was going to wait for her by the front door (the men’s department) so I looked at their selection of belts.  I bought one.

The best part of that purchase was I earned a compliment from Loretta.  I’m an old man, starved for a little praise, and she said, after she looked at it, “It’s what I’d expect from a man from Manhasset.”  Wow!  She had me enslaved!  But I know my weaknesses.

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